Just scraping in before the cutoff for the topic of waiting for Five Sentence Fiction. It's not autobiographical... I think >.>
Aspiring Author
Epitaph: Wish I'd written a book.
Someday I'll be famous. Or all powerful. All y'all'll be under my sway. Don't fear... I'll be a benevolently lazy dictator - once I shake my crippling addiction to commas.